McZoot's Travels: A Journey to Zora GoraLulu.com, Jan 1, 2006 - 204 pages A bizarre mix of poignant hilarity, McZoot's Travels takes the reader from the comfy jail house in Filbert Grove, Oregon, to the secret Russian underground city of Zora Gora. The book reads briskly, leapfroging from religious fundamentalists bent on the twofold path of world destruction and saving their own skins, to the songs and stories of Stogey McZoot, a curmudgeonly minstrel following archaic vaudeville traditions, and smoking as fine a cigar as can be found at gas station convenience stores. It is a tale of bad, bad men, love, and even Rapture. In fact it could be said that it is a ?swift kick in the Left Behind.? |
Contents
In which I discover Filbert Grove and meet some of | 11 |
In which I enter Hosannaland and place my feet on the path | 30 |
In which I enjoy the company of an Abyssinian of great | 49 |
In which I first see the hoosegow make acquaintance with | 62 |
In which we are shown the state secret beneath the mountain | 77 |
In which the holy fool enters the realm of the high priests | 97 |
In which I am reacquainted with Zakhar | 113 |
Common terms and phrases
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